pep guardiola, life coach. call now to schedule an appointment.

I want this to feature the old guard. figo, raul&mori, et al.

SUGGESTIONS, BELOVED OLD-TIMERS? I want this to be crack f the very best kind.

ps feel free to turn this into commentfic so I don't have to actually write this lmfao

TIME TO OFFICIALLY FREAK THE FUCK OUT ABOUT footie_bang! I AM 5K IN WITH NO END IN SIGHT AND I HAVE UNTIL FRIDAY!

lol and i only have myself to blame.

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title a heart so white
pairing sergio ramos/fernando torres
rating pg
summary sergio and fernanda are on the cover of a romance novel. utter crack. for luxover, because she wanted it.

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two drabbles, written for yuletide. i know meretricula is the only other person who watches it but you all should go fix that stat, all the eps are online.

title pancakes
word count 233
pairing gen
summary a morning at the mayor's house

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written for yuletide; originally posted at my AO3, reposting here for my own archiving purposes.

title in remembrance of may
rating probably pg-13
word count 2,306
pairings implied guinevere/lancelot, guinevere/arthur; lancelot/arthur
summary an episode during the knight of the cart (malory) in which lancelot becomes a woman.
written for whatimages
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anyone willing to read alex morgan/servando carrasco for me? for cornerflag? (full disclosure: by 'read' i do mean read, but i also kind of mean handhold a little bit, i am flying by the seat of my pants on this one.) i will love you forever and write you whatever you want in return!

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i'm just going to put my two cents about the whole pedro mendes shindig here, because it's easier this way and i'm lazy. (posting this mostly for snuzziein case you're a normal madridista and have been paying more attention to tomorrow's match, here's what happened: in the ajax game, jose mourinho subbed in pedro mendes for his debut. the fallout from ( Read more... )

this, my friends, is true love. NOW WITH A BONUS FANMIX COURTESY OF luxover


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astro final tomorrow afternoon, during the spain game ofc. i've been cramming all day and of course when i'm frantically trying to prep for a final (i hate finals. i don't take classes that require finals, i take classes that have final papers. i'm good at those. WHY CAN'T I JUST WRITE ANOTHER PAPER FOR THIS WHY MUST I BE TESTED ON TIDAL BULGES ( Read more... )